Tuesday, October 28, 2008

You come up with the caption!

this picture was not staged. this is Luke up to his normal tricks. I came around the corner and he was just sitting there in the chair.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Mom Jokes

1. A day without sunshine is like ..... night.
2. On the other hand .... you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death ...... twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
"What the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's
...... What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow

Wednesday, October 1, 2008