Ohio Gathering

Thanks for letting us come over, Pete and Noelle. We had lots of fun (mud and all!) :)

the genes came through whole!!

There is more than one way to cut your toenails!! L. Martin apparently learned this one from his uncle!!

ahhh Memories!!!!

Let's do that again sometime!! We had fun!!

Luke 5 months (almost)

He's waving "Hi".

happy graduation, Hannah!!!

Today we had a little party for Hannah because she graduated 6th grade! She is officially a junior higher now!! Doesn't she look soo pretty!!! :-)

Happy Birthday Tif!!

This is a couple of years old, but we'll just pretend it is current and we're right there with you.

Cedarville friends

Here we are visiting Cedarville on the Women's Chamber Choir Tour (May 15, 2007). From left are Ryan Futrell, Carolyn Carlson, Dad, me, Kevin and Karen Heath.

35 million work for government?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

sitting on your rear,

at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice